The Penis | |
By God penis, you must be guarded | |
with eye and hand | |
because of this lawsuit, straight-headed pole, | |
4 | more carefully than ever now. |
Cunt's net-quill, because of complaint | |
a bridle must be put on your snout | |
to keep you in check so that you are not indicted | |
8 | again, take heed [you] despair of minstrels. |
To me you are the vilest of rolling pins, | |
scrotum's horn, do not rise up or wave about, | |
gift to the noble ladies of Christendom, | |
12 | nut-pole of the lap's cavity, |
snare shape, gander | |
sleeping in its yearling plumage, | |
neck with a wet head and milk-giving shaft, | |
16 | tip of a growing shoot, stop your awkward jerking, |
crooked blunt one, accursed pole, | |
centre pillar of a girl's two halves, | |
head of a stiff conger-eel with a hole in it, | |
20 | blunt barrier like a fresh hazel-pole. |
You are longer than a big man's thigh, | |
a long night's roaming, chisel of a hundred nights, | |
auger like a post's shaft, | |
24 | leather-headed one who is called 'tail'. |
You are a crowbar which causes lust, | |
the bolt of the lid of a girl's bare arse. | |
There's a tube in your head, | |
28 | a whistle for fucking every day. |
There's an eye in your pate | |
which finds every woman fair. | |
Rounded pestle, extending gun, | |
32 | it is a purgatorial fire for a small cunt, |
thatching-stick of girls' laps, | |
the swift growth is the clapper of a bell, | |
blunt pod, it dug a family, | |
36 | snare of skin, nostril with a crop of two testicles. |
You are a trouserful of wantonness, | |
your neck is leather, image of a goose's neckbone, | |
completely deceitful disposition, pod of lewdness, | |
40 | door-nail which causes a lawsuit and trouble. |
Consider that there is a writ and an indictment, | |
bow your head, stick for planting children. | |
It's difficult to keep you under control, | |
44 | miserable thrust, you are woeful indeed! |
Your master is frequently rebuked, | |
the rottenness through your head is obvious. | |